Shiney Trash

Some hot pictures of BB 10’s Jessie have surfaced on the net…it’s about damn time!  He’s a professional body builder who absolutely loves himself.  At first I liked him, now I think he’s  a prick.  On last night’s episode he totally screwed himself by acting like a victim to someone else’s lies.  It’s a game buddy, and most importantly it’s not all about you! 

Once you see the pictures, you can’t but think he’s a homo.  I mean how many straight men take a picture of themselves on all fours with their ass up in the air?   Gay or straight though he only has eyes for himself. 

Enjoy the pictures!  I am…

Last week on Project Runway, cutie patootie Wesley Nault was sadly kicked off.  His model’s outfit wasn’t the worst…but I think it was his own outfit that got him kicked off the show!  Blazer, short shorts and red shoes?  I’m clearly not in the fashion industry, but no! Not fierce.  The boy is still really cute in my books though.   

Anyways, rumors have been spreading over Wesley Nault and fellow contestant Daniel Feld being an item.  Apparently if you check both their Myspace profiles, they are each other’s “top friend” and are both listed as being “In a relationship.”  It’s good to know people actually update their Myspace profiles still –  I haven’t updated mine since 2004 I think…

The rumors have been confirmed by both Nault and Feld and it is true that they are screwing dating.  Good for them!  They can have the first ever Project Runway baby! 

Speaking of babies…I plan to have Keith’s baby!  Hot…

I think at one point we have all seen that Japanese game show where the contestants do the most ridiculous stunts and just end falling flat on their faces.  We can’t help but watch it and laugh our asses off!  Well, America finally decided to put American’s through the same abuse with the creation of two new Japanese inspired game shows brought to you by ABD: Wipeout and I Survived a Japanese Game Show.

Wipeout

You really can’t help but laugh out loud when you watch this show!  Last night’s premiere had some great laughs as the shows victims raced through an obstacle course that had them falling flat in the mud, getting punched in the face, and having their entire body ricocheted off of giant red balls before getting launched upside down into the water.  It’s a little sad how we get absolute amusement out of watching other people fall in mud or crash into a wall, but the truth is that it’s pretty damn funny! 

Here’s a preview of the show.  I was hoping to find some of my favorite outtakes from last night but they don’t seem to be posted anywhere yet:

I Survived a Japanese Game Show

This show has a fun concept!  We’ve seen all those crazy Japanese game shows and you just can’t compare them to anything that we do in America.  While the show may very well turn into the typical reality show with its cat fights and name calling, it will hopefully show Americans some Japanese culture.

The premise of the show is to have 10 naïve contestants flown out to Japan to compete each week in a crazy Japanese game show that ultimately will lead to injury or utter embarrassment for each of the contestants.  This week the game started off simple as the contestants broke out into two teams: the Yellow Penguins versus the Green Monkeys!  First of all, how great is that?  I think I’m going to like this show just because of all the campy and animated things that the Japanese do!  Go Green Monkeys!  Anyways, the first challenge was to run across a treadmill while a teammate tried to get a mochi ball with their mouth out of the container attached to the runner’s head.  The Yellow Penguins lost and had to send two players to an elimination game the next day. 

I’m curious to see how this show turns out, but for now, it’s fun to watch silly Americans compete on a Japanese game show.  

It’s going to be a battle of young versus old on the series finale of Hell’s kitchen next week.  Last night the final three showed Chef Ramsey if they had what it takes to run a kitchen, and Corey just wasn’t bitchy enough to please Ramsey, so she got the axe.    While running the hot plate last night, it was a competition to see who could act like Chef Ramsey the best.  It wasn’t whether you were a good leader and you got the team motivated and on track, it was whether or not you could be an asshole and degrade your colleagues the best.   There is no way in hell you would ever get me to work for a man like Ramsey!

Why anyone would want to work under Gordon Ramsey or be like him is beyond me.  Yes, he might be a success, but I do not agree with the idea that you should make your followers fear you, let alone disrespect them on a constant basis.  But then again, this is reality tv and I’m sure Ramsey is over-acting to get people interested in the show because the people of America love their drama with a side of bitchiness!

The final two on Hell’s Kitchen are Petrozza (the old) and Christina (the young).  I like Christina because she actually has a personality.  Petrozza has been in the shadows the entire season so if he wins the show, it will be a disappointment.  The producers should have given him a little bit more air time so that viewers may actually have an opinion on him.  Let’s learn from Bravo shall we?  If Hell’s Kitchen kept Jen or someone people had strong feelings towards, the final two would have been a bit more interesting.  But no, we have the old experienced guy who will probably win because he’s old and experienced and Christina is cute and young and not all that experienced.  Boring!

I’ve been pretty consistent with my guess that the Mole is Mark, and I still am holding on to that theory.  But last night was the first time my attention was drawn to Clay.  His team won the challenge and the right to give one member of that team exemption.  The catch was that the team had to choose one person to get exemption, and if the team failed to choose one person, the money they won in the challenge would be lost. 

Well, Clay stood up and made his position known that he thinks he deserved it because he hadn’t one an exemption yet.  The others voted for Kristen however, but eventually backed down and gave it to Clay.  It was a power move by Clay and he wasn’t going to back down.  It was either the exemption or cause everyone to lose about $15,000, so the girls gave in and Clay won exemption.  Clay last week also opted to not participate in the get naked and find clothes challenge.  It was an easy competition to bow out of since you can blame it on insecurity, principle, and whatever you wanted to practically!   So Clay bowed out and no one really thought twice about it…and now he’s forced an exemption on himself.   He’s got my suspicion…

But I still think Mark could be the Mole.  When the players had to give up their journals and place them into the fire, Mark was very upset.  I think this was good acting…or he put some personal stuff into the journal that he was sad to part with.  Not sure, but I still think he could be the Mole.  Another argument against him being the Mole is actually the fact that he did write so much in his journal.  If you’re the Mole you don’t need to take notes because you already know who the Mole is!

Victoria, who was clearly not the Mole, was executed last night leaving seven players left.  It is obvious that Nicole is not the mole as she is just too obvious and over the top, and I would be surprised if Craig was the Mole just because he out of shape and really hasn’t done anything to sabotage the game. 

Any clues out there that anyone has seen? 

Man I’m good….I predicted two out of the three couples in the bottom three last night!  In retrospect I should have guessed Chris and Comfort as well but of course I completely forgot about their performance (hence obviously why they fell in the bottom three!).  Seeing that they fell in to the bottom three wasn’t much of a surprised as America I’m sure really is not a fan of crumping…especially when a white boy contemporary dancer tries to do it next to a ghetto fabulous black girl. 

So last night the bottom three were Thayne and Chelsea (who are now one of my favorite couples…they both are always so smiley!), Susie and Marquis, and Chris and Comfort.  For the girls, it really wasn’t much of a surprise for me that Susie was eliminated.  She is a great dancer, but her performances lack something.  Perhaps it’s because she looks like a stripper every time  she dances in those hot pink outfits complimented by fish stockings. 

Seeing the bottom three boys was a disappointment (because they are all so good).  I think Thayne is adorable, and Marquis has a lot of talent, which meant that I was kind of hoping Chris was going to be the one leaving.  Fortunately they gave Thayne another shot, and decided that Marquis’ performance was all tricks and no dance.  Since all three boys were very strong, it truly was a dance for your life moment, and Marquis just didn’t dance according to the judges.  So the young, very skilled Marquis was eliminated from the competition. 

Another couple goes home this week, and we are down to the final 16! 

Thayne - SYTYCD hottie of the week

It’s the second week of So You Think You Can Dance, and I think it’s a tough call to guess who will be in the bottom three after last night’s performances.  While there are some strong couples and some weak ones, there were several last night that had one strong partner that held up the other.  Chris and Comfort were one of those couples as Comfort ran circles around Chris during their hip hop performance.  We also watched Will hold Jessica up during their performance which wasn’t enough to save the performance in my opinion. 

As for some of the better performances, I really thought Gev and Kourtni looked great.  The dance was seemingly very technical but they made it look effortless. And I have to say Gev is one strong boy!  The lifts and the moves were impressive!  Katee and Joshua also did a great job with their Broadway routine, but I personally hated the choreography.  I love me some Broadway, but that dance was not for me. 

The bottom three couples could be anyone this week I think, but here are my picks (or guesses you could say) for this week’s bottom three:

Thayne and Chelsea – Hot couple and tons of fun to watch, but they didn’t portray their characters in the dance very well at all. 

Susie and Marquis – The performance was bad, but Susie’s hair was worse.  Marquis tried to compensate for her lousy performance, but I don’t think it was enough because Susie was pretty bad

Matt and Kourtni – I was teetering between them and Will and Jessica.  Jessica did horribly, but Will made up for her.  Matt and Kourtni were in the bottom two last week and I think they will be again.  I just don’t like the way Matt dances…

If these are the bottom three couples, my guess is that Susie and Matt will leave the show tonight.  And hopefully the next week’s performances will be a bit more entertaining because I thought they were a bit of a bore this week and we can’t be have a boring season of SYTYCD like we did with American Idol! 

Last night on Hell’s Kitchen there was some more of your usual bitchiness and immaturity… I swear Gordon Ramsey really knows how to pick some winners!  I don’t think we have seen a classy or professional cook on the show since it first aired!  The majority of the contestants are either ghetto, white trash, or just all together sad.   This season is no different!  We were down to the final four last night, so by now most of the crazies and ghettos have been eliminated. 

In last night’s episode, the final four cooked for a bunch of pregnant woman.  Corey majorly messed up and failed to get food out to people in a timely manner, so she was out, and Jen made the mistake of cooking fish for lunch (my opinion).  But it came down to Petrozza and Christina and two votes.  Christina slid by and won the challenge, winning a shopping spree with Chef Ramsey himself. 

The other contestants (namely Jen) were very bitter with Christina’s win.  The bitchiness (and immaturity) came out when the four were prepping for dinner service.  As Christina asks to help, the other three chose to ignore her completely…it was rather pathetic in my opinion.  Why Ramsey would hire any of these fools to run a kitchen is beyond me.  I thought Christina might have what it takes, but then she burned Ramsey twice bringing food to him.  Petrozza might win, but he’s a lame duck.  Corey is my pick to win though in the end. 

The show is lucky to be on Tuesday nights…nothing else is on…

When I first wrote about the Mole I was excited about the show since it questions your ability to read people and decipher their actions.  While I still love this aspect of the show, the Mole is definitely caving into the typical reality tv show drama.   If you watch the show, you’ll probably agree that Paul is basically an ass.  He does it intentionally as a way to distract other players and mess up their game.   His constant arguing and bullying of other players is just getting old.  If Paul was actually the Mole I would be very very surprised!

Monday’s show put an end to two players games.  The first was Ali, who took a $30,000 bribe to quit now and walk away from the game.  I don’t blame her at all!  A guaranteed $30,000 would be tough to walk away from, especially if you have no clue what’s going on or who the mole could be.  She was a smart cookie I say!  Unfortunately even after Ali left, the eliminations weren’t done.  As I watched it, I knew Bobby was gone.  During the eliminations they cut to his face right before the bribe was offered.  The camera spent a little longer than usual on him, and you can see the stress in his face (clearly not the mole!).  After the bribe, Bobby was gone!  He was a pretty weak player in my opinion.  I liked him, but he wasn’t very good in terms of game play. 

So who is the Mole?  I still think it’s Mark.  He won the exemption last week in a tough race, and he opted not to compete in the get naked and find clothes challenge, even though he was willing to disrobe quite quickly when the challenge was announced.  I personally would have sat that challenge out in a heartbeat!  No thank you!  My other suspect includes Kristen, but I don’t have much to back that claim up, so it’s pretty much a hunch. 

Would love to hear if anyone else has some insight! 

Quite a few surprises tonight on SYTYCD, including judges favorites Will and Jessica being placed in the bottom three. Unfortunately for them they were stuck doing the tango, and that in my opinion is the reason they didn’t get the votes last night. Overall I think the viewers get bored with any type of ballroom dance performance, myself included.

Joining Will and jessica in the bottom three were Rayven and Jamie (the only couple I guessed correctly yesterday) along with Matt and Courtney.

For the individual performances, we saw a bit of everything. Courtney did well, but seemed nervous. Matt…there’s just something off with him. I felt the same with Rayven, her outfit was too distracting for me and her performance was a mix of contemporary and ballet, it just didn’t work for me. Matt, the west coast swing dancer, tried to butch it up with a ballroom routine with his facial expression and he looked angry. Jessica was cute, I liked her performance and her song. Last was Will, he was good, but his contemporary performance didn’t do it much for me.

My vote for who should go home…Rayven and Matt. Who went home though…Rayven and Jamie. Poor Rayven’s mom was devasted, and Jamie’s cuter than Matt so I was disappointed to see him go over Matt. Sigh…

Sad to see them go so early but that is the nature of the show.